I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[eggcup]

You STOP that. STOP IT. Stop making those rings at me.

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[flamingsalyut]

[iolanthee]

jesus fucking jesus

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

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[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[stilllifequickheart]

Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

[ycontuespiritu]

um, rude? let her enjoy her snack in peace

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[dutchster]

date night

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[bentsahra]

[I'd like a burger, a coke, and a taco for the baby]

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

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[froody]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

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[theofficialacxa]

Am I fucking high ??? Or did Dash call Danny a twink????

[scotchtapeofficial]

is he wrong

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[teenagerposts]

i feel personally targeted